2 more crazy dreams
It started off, as me going to a movie with my entire extended family. It was some indie movie with Michael Cera. There were some people behind me talking after the movie started so I shouted “shut up!” They kept talking, so I turned around and shouted “Hey! Shut the hell up!” and I realized it was my grandma and her friend. They still wouldn’t stop talking, so I got angry and threw something at them. My whole family got mad at me and left the theater because of it.
So on the way home, I decided to ride with my aunt, because my parents and grandparents were really mad at me. As we were coming up the hill that leads to their house, I noticed some strange clouds forming over the horizon. My older brother and I decided to go check what they were and take pictures. Upon further inspection, we noticed that just over the hill, thousands of bright, glowing, Ewoks (those little bears from Star Wars) were gathering. As soon as we realized what they were, they saw us, and we knew they were here to take over the earth, so we started running towards the house.
For some reason, my little brother got left behind, and we didn’t stop to help him out; we just left him to the Ewoks….. It was very cruel of me, in retrospect. We ended up boarding up our house and fighting them off one by one as they approached. It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be, because they all had very primitive weapons, like sticks and slingshots, while we had riffles and an assortment of pistols, shotguns, and the like. They were also very slow. But they looked scary- glowing and all.
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The second part of my dream was not nearly as bizzare, but was scary - but in a different way. I was a slave, and my father gave me to a man (he was Morgan Freeman in my dream), and this man had a son. He gave me to him so that I could excape from the plantation we were on.
We got to the field, after telling the foreman a clever lie about where we were going, and we followed a series of paths that were blazed through the thick overgrowth. At times we weren’t sure which path to take, so we followed the one that looked most beaten; “this will lead us all the way to freedom” Morgan Freeman said, in his Morgan Freeman voice.
We had to be careful, because danger lurked around every corner, and around the next corner, could be someone waiting to capture us, take us back to the plantation, and cut our toes off as punishment. We came to a river, and just as Morgan Freeman and his son (who looked like Walt from LOST) were about to cross through a tunnel in the reeds and into the water, I spotted 3 or 4 rattlesnakes down in the water. “HOLD IT!” I shouted, and pointed out the rattle snakes.
We threw some rocks at them, and they swam off. That wasn’t good enough for me; I knew they could still be just beneith the water, so I waited for them to come to the surface again, and tried to smash them against the rocks by hurling a few larger rocks on top of them. I missed, but just when I missed, we heard the sound of hound dogs. We had no choice but to swim, so the dogs would lose our scent. We jumped into the water, and made a dash across the lake (it went from being a river to a lake), and made camp on the other side.
As M.F. was preparing our tent and fire on the other side, Walt and I went for a swim. I had an uncanny ability to swim incredibly fast. I was swimming at least 40 mph. It was awesome. I was doing laps around the lake in the matter of minutes.
Just then, I woke up.
